Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted 

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted

Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?

Flaccidgasted by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

Oonch Fancier 

British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.

"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."

Oonch Fancier by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

flaniganed 

To completely fuck something up. To be completely fucked.

"Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."

"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."

flaniganed by micromanagedman August 21, 2016

Flacial 

It's a Portmanteau word formed from the combination of Glacial (frozen) and Flary (bright), which refer to anything that looks or feels like bright ice-like crystals.

Person 1: that watch looks bright like crystal dude!
Person2: It's called a Flacial watch.

Flacial by StoleTheSauce June 20, 2021

Fancine

Noun. Someone who exhibits fan behavior.

My stalker is such a fancine.

Fancine by Stan Salinger March 8, 2022

Flacid February 

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

Flacid February by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018