Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

Corporate Flagellate by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016

Flagpole Wedgie 

A wedgie where the victim is hoisted up to the top of a flagpole by their underwear. This is the best form of wedgie if you want the victim to suffer the longest, and if done in the summer, can last for days.

I gave this nerd called Jake a flagpole wedgie during summer vacation. I stripped him to his briefs and strung him up on the flagpole, giving him water and canned beans three times a day. I managed to keep this nerd up there for six days, and by the time a construction worker got him down, he was a mess (his underwear was his bathroom) and he couldn't walk cause of the pain in his butt. I still wedgie Jake to this day.

Flagpole Wedgie by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014

flaglethort 

so amazing its almost unbearable.

its going to be flaglethort when we see each other

flaglethort by ubber cute August 11, 2006

flagpoleing 

Flagpoleing a sex position where the woman is on your d*ck or flagpole and she is the flag and she waves like flag.

Bill: good night?
John: yeah she was great.
Bill: you bang her?
John: we were flagpoleing

flagpoleing by hercumungous August 1, 2014

Awkward Flagpole 

Noun; Part of the whole awkward "family" (i.e. Awkward Turtle). Used when someone says something awkward, and no one knows what to do. Used mostly when someone says something to try to be funny, and it doesnt work.

One makes the awkward flagpole by making fists with both hands and staking them on top of each other 3 times. On the 4th time, the hand on top opens, and the fingers start to wave and look like a flag.

My english teacher said something awkward the other day, and our class didnt know what to do, so I made the awkward flagpole and we all cracked up...except my teacher who looked at me weird.

Awkward Flagpole by hazelnut January 18, 2008

flagpole time 

The time of night when it is so late that anything that anyone says or does appears to be absolutely hilarious. Technically is 3 am, but the actual time can vary.

Brett laughed so hard he couldn't breathe when he saw that mango thing. It must have been flagpole time.

flagpole time by Laura-Bear June 21, 2007