fladong 

The same thing as a turkey slap, slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Man, If he/she doesn't shut up I am gonna fladong the hell out of him/her.

fladong by Matt February 9, 2004

fladung

noun: one who looks completely normal, but tends to gather, manipulate, store, retrieve and classify recorded information about the future; also generously shares this information as well as other things (ie: his own brain, drugs, hugs, music and eventually his money) with others

"You can never judge a book by its cover- that guy's a total fladung.

fladung by Huang Hong Qin July 28, 2008

fadongle 

The act of touching someone or something with a small asian child.

I adopted a kid from china so I could fadongle anyone I want.

fadongle by Hanz Schluckington July 3, 2008

flabongo

A beer bong made out of a a flamingo lawn ornament. It may also occasionally be used to bong wine or mixed drinks.

He just took a flabongo of beer.

flabongo by Matthew K May 30, 2006

fladonk 

To Violently Slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Yo, i fladonked that girl last night.

fladonk by WVURoy April 28, 2006

fladonkey 

When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).

Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.

fladonkey by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006

fadonger 

A euphemism for the word penis. Used by your grandparents when you were a little naked kid in the bathtub.

OHHHHHHH Look at that beautiful fadonger!

fadonger by Carter SN October 1, 2005