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half beer bong / half pink flamingo
Grab two beers and fill the Flabongo!
flabongo by Nick November 7, 2004
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A beer-bong made from a Flamingo lawn ornament, sometimes bought online. Seen almost exclusively at state schools and usually in the hands of lightweights who only think they know how to throw down.
"Hey, I don't know how to shotgun a beer, wanna use this flabongo instead?" - SS

"Man, you a cracka' ass fool. Get the fuck out." - PS

Flambongo 

A drinking apparatus, similar to a beer bong for Funneling, made from a pink plastic yard flamingo. The amazing suction-like power of the flamingo neck figuratively shoots the beer down the flambongoer's (also possible to use as noun) throat.

There are various ways to make a Flambongo. The most common method is to cut the head off completely and insert a funnel into the bottom. Another popular method is to simply hack off the entire rear-end of the already-decapitated flamingo.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo.

I made a flambongo this weekend for the party!
Flambongo by JS&SV July 13, 2011
A flamongo is simply a word I made to rhythm with bongo which is a toy flamingo his name is bongo the flamongo but not simply a flamongo is a flamingo that is also bongos
Bongo the flamongo goes every where with his owner the silent watcher
Flamongo by The silent watcher September 25, 2020

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026