flabongo
A beer bong made out of a a flamingo lawn ornament. It may also occasionally be used to bong wine or mixed drinks.
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Flabongo
A beer-bong made from a Flamingo lawn ornament, sometimes bought online. Seen almost exclusively at state schools and usually in the hands of lightweights who only think they know how to throw down.
"Hey, I don't know how to shotgun a beer, wanna use this flabongo instead?" - SS
"Man, you a cracka' ass fool. Get the fuck out." - PS
"Man, you a cracka' ass fool. Get the fuck out." - PS
Flabongo by Real_Men_Shotgun May 8, 2010
Flambongo
A drinking apparatus, similar to a beer bong for Funneling, made from a pink plastic yard flamingo. The amazing suction-like power of the flamingo neck figuratively shoots the beer down the flambongoer's (also possible to use as noun) throat.
There are various ways to make a Flambongo. The most common method is to cut the head off completely and insert a funnel into the bottom. Another popular method is to simply hack off the entire rear-end of the already-decapitated flamingo.
There are various ways to make a Flambongo. The most common method is to cut the head off completely and insert a funnel into the bottom. Another popular method is to simply hack off the entire rear-end of the already-decapitated flamingo.
Flamongo
A flamongo is simply a word I made to rhythm with bongo which is a toy flamingo his name is bongo the flamongo but not simply a flamongo is a flamingo that is also bongos
Flamongo by The silent watcher September 25, 2020
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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