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Grab two beers and fill the Flabongo!
flabongo by Nick November 7, 2004
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A beer-bong made from a Flamingo lawn ornament, sometimes bought online. Seen almost exclusively at state schools and usually in the hands of lightweights who only think they know how to throw down.
"Hey, I don't know how to shotgun a beer, wanna use this flabongo instead?" - SS

"Man, you a cracka' ass fool. Get the fuck out." - PS

Flambongo 

A drinking apparatus, similar to a beer bong for Funneling, made from a pink plastic yard flamingo. The amazing suction-like power of the flamingo neck figuratively shoots the beer down the flambongoer's (also possible to use as noun) throat.

There are various ways to make a Flambongo. The most common method is to cut the head off completely and insert a funnel into the bottom. Another popular method is to simply hack off the entire rear-end of the already-decapitated flamingo.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo.

I made a flambongo this weekend for the party!
Flambongo by JS&SV July 13, 2011
A flamongo is simply a word I made to rhythm with bongo which is a toy flamingo his name is bongo the flamongo but not simply a flamongo is a flamingo that is also bongos
Bongo the flamongo goes every where with his owner the silent watcher
Flamongo by The silent watcher September 25, 2020