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five finger 

What Stevo Su does at Busch Gardens when he's being a mofo.
"You mofo, you freaking five-fingered a piece of candy?"
five finger by Twumanator July 24, 2003

five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
five finger fire sale by Gullek November 20, 2011

Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

Five finger discount 

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

five finger mistress 

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.
five finger mistress by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Five Finger Dick Punch 

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.