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The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.
Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.
by VitoVane November 23, 2017
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A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.
Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.
by VitoVane November 15, 2017
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The action of being sexually assaulted by a wild animal. This is in reference to the event that took place between Leonardo DiCaprio and a bear on the film set of 'The Revenant'
1. John's been in the hospital for the last few weeks because he got DiCaprioed by a wild animal when he was out in the woods.

2. I knew I had to call animal control when I walked in on a bear DiCaproing some poor innocent victim.

3. You need to stop mean mugging that Tiger, He might just hop out of the cage and DiCaprio you in front of the whole entire zoo.
by VitoVane November 19, 2017
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The act of a man or a woman posing as a "friend" of an already taken woman or man waiting for the first opportunity for that womans or mans significant other to make a mistake and turn it into an opportunity to get with the target.
1. - You should do something about that Marco guy, he's straight up hyaenaing your girlfriend.

2. - He isn't your friend. He's waiting for your boyfriend to irritate you so he can say "Ya know I wouldn't treat you like that. You deserve better." He's a hyaena.

3. - Jennifer's my new girl cause I straight up hyaenaed Dave.
by VitoVane November 11, 2017
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1. A phrase used to tell someone to evacuate a place or an opinion.

2. A phrase used to express surprise or astonishment.
1. A: I told you once don't make me tell you twice, get out the bowl!

1. B: man, I don't agree with that opinion whatsoever, get out the bowl..

2. She's been with that many dudes?? Get out the bowl.
by VitoVane November 16, 2017
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This is used as a slang term for crystal meth because of its affordability and popularity within rural communities.
I don't have enough money for cola but I do have enough for some country coke. You know where to cop any?
by VitoVane November 12, 2017
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This is a nickname for Coos Bay/North Bend, Oregon. They're two towns that sit right next to each other on the Oregon Coast. It is a highly crime riddled and drug riddled community.
If you're raised up in Gutter Bay somehow it'll keep sucking you back in like a vacuum.
by VitoVane November 12, 2017
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