Firewooding

Stacking Ben Wa balls in your ass horizontal instead of vertical.

I can't believe how much firewooding Paul pulled off. I mean, how much money did he spend on Ben Wa balls? He has an incredibly gaping anus

Firewooding by DickDickington September 8, 2017

firewooding

The act of cutting up a large piece of timber into firewood with a chainsaw or drop saw.

Firewooding the trunk only took one hour.

firewooding by sabtrader June 24, 2009

drive-by fireworking 

When you throw fireworks out of a moving vehicle. Usually done in residential areas.

The Grand-Am was egged because it was speeding through the neighborhood while the occupants inside were drive-by fireworking.

drive-by fireworking by Mr. Salt July 10, 2006

firedooring 

A one sided relationship in which one person is usually being taken advantage of.

Variations: Firedoor, firedoored.

I keep texting this girl, but she only messages me when she wants something. I think she's firedooring me.

firedooring by Nikki Romero October 29, 2017

Fireworxing 

the act of setting off small explosive devices to show that you love your country

Guy #1: Dude for the Fourth of July did go fireworxing?
Mr. Ingles: No I did not get a chance to.
Guy #1: LAME!

Fireworxing by Mr. Ingles August 5, 2008

Fireworking 

The act of violently masturbating and jizzing into the night sky while simulating the noises of fireworks going off. Typically done on November 5th around a Bonfire

Person #1: hey, are you going Fireworking tonight, fam?

Person #2: yeah. This time I'll try not to burn my knob though

Fireworking by Blahblahblahusernamehumdydoo November 5, 2016

Nomadic Fireworking 

When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.

Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?

Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!

Nomadic Fireworking by Iced Liberal July 6, 2020