Firewood

Twighlight, the fiction novel about a stupid girl who falls in love with a vampire. She would rather die than not be with him.

Person 1: I wish stephanie meyer would write more twiglight books.

Person 2: Why??

Person 1: I'm running out of Firewood.

by Harry potter forever January 14, 2012

Throw firewood

An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.

You: "Hey, want to go bowling?"
Person: " I cannot as I have to Throw firewood later."

by Yodamane December 30, 2011

Nazi firewood

Refers to the Nazis burning Jews in ovens during WWII.

Sgt Schultz was cold, so he threw a couple more pieces of Nazi firewood in the oven.

by inbadtaste February 18, 2014

French Firewood

AKA Peugeot, Citroen, and Renault. Gets the name because during the riots in France, they burned cars like firewood.

Everytime there is a riot in France, the supply of French Firewood dwindled, thus, the price skyrocketed.

by AktionT41942 June 23, 2006

gathering firewood

Benign, but generally useless.

"Merry and Pippin are all-right fellows, but they do little more than gathering firewood."

by Theropod March 11, 2004

throwing some firewood

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.

Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.

by Metal Soldier December 30, 2011

Firewood

When you masturbate like you are trying to start a fire and when you get a fiery sensation you soothe it with your flowing semen

I was trying out the new technique, the firewood, the other day and it felt rejuvenating .

by fuccboii69 May 5, 2016