Everytime there is a riot in France, the supply of French Firewood dwindled, thus, the price skyrocketed.
Here are some of the dirty details about the ghetto that 20,000 people call home:
1) Most of the kids are in the highschool band.
2) Everyone drives a Hyundai.
3) There are only like 6 black people, and they're doctors.
4) The first/last/only murder to ever occur here was a white guy killing another white guy.
5) Everyone owns their house.
6) Everyone goes to North/South Carolina or Florida for vacation.
As you can see, life is really hard around here.
White Kid: "Yeah, Oswego is so dangerous, I carry a Glock, well, it's not really a Glock, it's a pellet gun that only looks like a Glock, I got it for Yom Kippur."