firetrucks don't stop at red lights 

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

firetrucks don't stop at red lights by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Apples to Firetrucks 

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.

“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”

Apples to Firetrucks by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018

Why are firetrucks red? 

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

Why are firetrucks red? by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

Firetruck Game 

The Firetruck Game is a game where someone puts there hand on the other persons inner thigh and travels upwards until the other person says 'Red light'. But the thing is...the other person doesn't stop and typically replies with 'Firetrucks Don't Stop At Red Lights'. This game is typically used for an excuse for SA (Sexual Assault) and it is a very bad game. (Unless you play with CONSENT AND CONSENT ONLY)

Person 1: Hey what's the firetruck game?

Person 2: It's a game that typically ends with someone getting sexually assaulted/raped...why?

Person 1: Well Steven asked me to play it with him last night.

Person 2:...Block and ignore him

Firetruck Game by BetterluckXNexttime January 7, 2022

Persian Firetruck

An intricate sexual maneuver that requires patience, a hairy bush and an incredibly high pain tolerance. First - the man takes a heavy kick to the nuts (has to be hard enough to rupture blood vessels). Wait a few days and abstain from ejaculation to allow the blood to clot and to build up a heavy load (think of fire-hose pressure). The sex itself can be in the style of your choosing but just before the man is about to cum, light the Partners bush on fire. When the man finally busts his monster load he aims to extinguish the fire (while his Partner wails like a siren). The dried blood in the semen will turn the jizz black like Persian Oil. Best performed on a magic carpet to achieve the full effect

I think I'll be limping for a week...I gave that girl I met at the library a Persian Firetruck last night!

Persian Firetruck by 00deecee00 July 4, 2016

Firetruck game 

The firetruck game is a game where 2(or more) people start by placing their hands on each others inner thighs, and slowly moving up until someone playing says "Red Light!" then, you would expect to stop. But.. The game has a.. Twist. The other person/people playing respond with: "Firetrucks don't stop at red lights." And continue moving their hand/hands. 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝗲 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵.

Have you heard of the firetruck game?
Yes, why?

X said they wanted to play..
Please don't.

Firetruck game by Sukomi. February 23, 2022

Korean Hotrod Firetruck 

The act of slathering your male partner's penis with barbecue sauce and proceeding to insert into one's self.

George: Would you like to Korean Hotrod Firetruck?

Tom: Yes I would, get the barbecue sauce.

Korean Hotrod Firetruck by Toffles September 1, 2014