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Fiddledick 

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.
Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.
Fiddledick by 8trackgto June 4, 2017

fiddledickin

Being stupid and messing around to the point of everyone around you pulling their hair out
"John! Stop fiddledickin around!"

finkledinging

Finkledinging: An Action or Activity

Finkledinging is the act of defecating on your

hand and then using your feces to smear symbols, letters, words, or pictures onto a mailbox. However, finkledinging can also be described as simply throwing feces/poop at a mailbox without creating a coherent design.
Ex 1: "Me and Joshua got absolutely sh*t faced last night and went on a finkledinging spree"

Ex 2: "Wanna go do some finkledinging with me and Dale Gribbler?"

Ex: 3 "Me and Ethan have plans to hit the bar and then go do some late night finkledinging"

FinkedIn 

(n) like a finsta but for LinkedIn. A place to post how you really feel about your job and working
"Oh no, I accidentally connected with my boss on my FinkedIn!"

Finkletime 

Around five; five-ish; close to 5 pm. Origin from the actor Fyvush Finkle from the TV show Picket Fences.
Oh, let's do happy hour at Finkletime. You know, Fyvush.
Finkletime by knitpistol May 5, 2011
When you pay for a girls drinks all night and she goes home without putting out. leaving you alone and Eindhorny.
just bought that crazy ass white girl a drink and she went home
you just got finkled son!
finkled by JonJonBacardi June 30, 2016