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When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.
Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!
by finklerquestion January 05, 2011
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when returning a ping-pong ball with a smash but completely missing the table or hitting the net
you finkled that easy hit of the ping-pong ball by completely missing the table
by blockablocka June 08, 2012
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When you pay for a girls drinks all night and she goes home without putting out. leaving you alone and Eindhorny.
just bought that crazy ass white girl a drink and she went home
you just got finkled son!
by JonJonBacardi June 30, 2016
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