finched

the art of forever getting screwed by a new employee.

Man I thought I would be on easy street when Al left, then i completely got Finched!!

by Bill Loni September 4, 2005

finched

the real definition for finched is:

the time period from when your smoking weed and were your high

or

the time period from when your drinking beer/liqour and were your drunk

"im so fucking finched" or "Ima way passed Finched"

by nosidam October 10, 2005

Finching

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Finching it

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today

by Griff27 August 13, 2017

Finch

Paul Finch off american pie

was that stiflers mum?

by goats anon January 17, 2004

Finch

to finch is the act of stealing another guy's gal, or even the other way around.

"Yeah, dude, did you hear? My boy Tom got finched"

by W.Cronkite March 9, 2009

Finch

verb: to take what is logically someone else's, and do so in a sly and charming fashion.

1) "Dude, I had a crush on that girl, and you hooked up with her! you totally Finched her!"

2) "Don't finch my food! You just took the food right off my plate!"

by Jackinthebeanstalk November 10, 2009