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A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.

The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.

A small piece of tobacco. U.S.
I'll clean the ficus from the roof.
by Arunabh Das March 12, 2005
A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.
Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
Erica : OH...FICUS!
by Christophe H Graham September 05, 2007
1. To smear dog shit on your plant pot.
2. To wake up next to a Ferrin.
3. To eat a sandwich.
4. Hugh Blackman.
5. See 1. Repeat.
Wow he's such a ficus.

That Ferrin was mad ficus.

Be careful, i'll take your ficus money.

I'm hungry, ficus.
by Ferrin March 29, 2009
weed. marijuana.
I'm gonna smoke myself a ficus.
by smokeficusallday September 19, 2009
A present that only a hated person receives.
Person 1: Donald gave me a ficus for my birthday..?
Person 2: He doesn't like you.
Person 1: How do you know?
Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses.
by OhHowILoveBacon September 18, 2009