Top Definition
A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.
Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
Erica : OH...FICUS!
by Christophe H Graham September 05, 2007
A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.

The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.

A small piece of tobacco. U.S.
I'll clean the ficus from the roof.
by Arunabh Das March 12, 2005
1. To smear dog shit on your plant pot.
2. To wake up next to a Ferrin.
3. To eat a sandwich.
4. Hugh Blackman.
5. See 1. Repeat.
Wow he's such a ficus.

That Ferrin was mad ficus.

Be careful, i'll take your ficus money.

I'm hungry, ficus.
by Ferrin March 29, 2009
weed. marijuana.
I'm gonna smoke myself a ficus.
by smokeficusallday September 19, 2009
A present that only a hated person receives.
Person 1: Donald gave me a ficus for my birthday..?
Person 2: He doesn't like you.
Person 1: How do you know?
Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses.
by OhHowILoveBacon September 18, 2009
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