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fiddlefuck 

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.
More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.
fiddlefuck by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

ticklefuck 

When you tickle your girlfriend while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.
Bob: "Did you like it when I ticklefucked you?"
Connie: "No, I didn't."

ticklefuck 

When several people surround someone and proceed to tickle the fuck out of them causing them to drool, piss themselves, and possibly even induce brain damage from lack of oxygen.
"We ticklefucked john so bad that he pissed all over my house."

"To enter into our homo group you must let us ticklefuck you for 48 seconds."
ticklefuck by Beau T December 19, 2008

fucking fucklebucks 

term used to curse, to express anger, disappointment, annoyance..
oh fucking fucklebucks...!
fucking fucklebucks by longy999 December 20, 2010

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.
1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!
Fiddlefucking by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

Fiddlefuckin' 

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.
" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."