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festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects
Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004
Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow
The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.
Feathers by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

pussy feather 

A large and often colorful feather plucked from an exotic avian species used by servants to fan a woman of higher socioeconomic status as she lies in the supine position with legs agape for maximum vaginal ventilation.
Oi, slum dog, ready the pussy feather -- there's heat radiating from my labia majoras that only a fanning from a peacock feather could cool down.
pussy feather by suckmeblanter12 December 11, 2011

Festerius 

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.
Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?
Festerius by Festerius October 2, 2003

Feathering It 

1.) When you are a cool guy, who knows what’s up, and you just seem to never stop (possibly due to drugs or mental illness).

2.) Cutting your hair with fire.
First Example -
News: Local Florida man was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator threw Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Reader: Man he’s just feathering it.

Second Example-
Tom: Dr. Drew looks really good!
Christina: Well, he has been feathering it!
Feathering It by RUNJRE May 21, 2020

flying feather 

Similar to flying fuck.

Introduced in S2 E19 (Putting Your Hoof Down) of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fluttershy (or Flutterbitch) uses it to say that nobody cares.
Fluttershy: I can't believe that the two most friendliest ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life, when they are throwing their own lives on pointless pursuits that NOPONY ELSE GIVES A FLYING FEATHER ABOUT!