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Ferragamo's Theory of Love 

If She shows more then 5 unfixable Red Flags then you must put up your white flag and get the fuck out of there. Also do not try to save anyone whom isnt willing to save themselves, its common sense. but dont date sociopaths who will use you and abuse you because you'll end up with severe PTSD, and cause your self mental and financial burden. also never take back a bitch who left u for a nigga in a psychiatric facility, in fact if they in a psychiatric facility the bitch is a red flag in itself. if she fucks 5 niggas after u and u get back w her you is a chump.
Person 1:Yo i got with this chick
Person 2: oh what is she like?
Person 1: well shes homeless, went on a date w her and the bitch ended up in a psych unit, got extreme daddy issues, and is a diagnosed Sociopath
Person 2: and how long you been w her?
Person 1: 6 months why?
Person 2: at least she hasn't left u for anyone
Person 1: Yeah she did, left me for this guy in the Pj's, a total nutjob
Person 2: and you took her ass back?
Person 1: I wanted to give her a second Chance
Person 2: You're a fuckin idiot, you know that?
Person 1:How???
Person 2: Just get rid of her, you gotta follow Ferragamo's Theory of love.

Ferragamo 

An italian shoemaker who discovered his talent at the age of nine after making a pair of shoes for his sisters to wear to their confirmation. He immigrated to the United States in 1914 and eventually moved to Hollywood where he became one of the most influential and innovative shoe designers the world has ever seen.
Ferragamo is known for designing dorothea's ruby slippers in the 1939 version of "the wizard of oz."
Ferragamo by esme_squalor January 14, 2007

ferragamo 

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is available, or in other words, is "fair game".
Dorion: "Yo check out the new chick! She's pretty hot!"
Nick: "Aww hellz. She got a mans?"
Dorion: "Nah bro, she's ferragamo"
Nick: "Nice...imma beat dat"
ferragamo by NG $tyLeZ November 2, 2010

Ferrigato 

Ferrigato is al local name of provincia di padova, is a a name for man, not for boy... If you have got this name, you are very intelligent... And you like saldare
Ferrigato... Vai a casa... Non sei molto forte...
Ferrigato by Bond00 November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026