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female version of cockblock isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. Cunterstunter
The female version of cockblock -the act of preventing a female (friend) from getting action -any attempt made to prevent a female from hooking up, getting laid, having sex, etc.
-Sonya just cunterstunted Kim when she walked into the office where Kim and Janson were 'talking.'

-Wanda is putting the moves on Todd over there. I just saw her flash him. Let's cunterstunter her to stop her from making an ass out of herself!
2. muff block
When a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. Usually involves unsubtle flirting. Oddly, women with boyfriends or husbands perpetrate the muff block and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. Female version of the cockblock
1) I think Maryanne is muff blocking Allie. She walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while Allie was talking to him.

2) Carol did a classic muff block when she sat on Rob's lap right in front of Heather.

3. clamjam
the female version of "cockblock"
Beth moved in on Brian when Megan was trying to hit on him; it was a definite clamjam.
4. Vagected
(v.) female version of cockblock.
I wanted to get with him so bad, but then his mom came in the room. I was totally vagected.
5. vegected
the female version of cockblock
Guy 1: I tried to cunt punt her because she was pissing me off
Guy2: Well?
Guy 1: Nah, she blocked me, I got vegected...
6. Twat Swat
female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
7. cuntfront
the female version of "cockblock;" to block the spitting of game from either party involved.
that ain't cool, she straight cuntfronted me from that guy at the club!
by carleazy Mar 11, 2004 share this