Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.

Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.

Feltched Snowball by skin January 17, 2004

far-fetched 

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable

Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.

far-fetched by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007

philthy feltcher 

Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?

Dude 2: No, why?

Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!

Dude 2: That’s crazy man!

philthy feltcher by PhilthyFeltcher June 13, 2018

fletched

To be royally fucked over by someone, to leave you in the shit.

To be left in the lurch by your boss or a figure that usually delegates to you, boss, parents, government etc etc

When you have been fletched you have been the victim of someone else being stupid and messing up, instead of dealing with it themselves you have left to clear up their mess, usually very stressful, time consuming and costly.

Had a great weekend, went in early monday morning and found that one of the directors had completely fucked a load of orders up with the factory, I then spent the next week clearing up the mess and even had to send someone to ROME in Italy, JUST to deliver some product to a customer. All because i'd been FLETCHED by my boss.

fletched by HelloChris August 26, 2008

Feltcher 

A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.

"I walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner."

Feltcher by Huevos Rancheros January 21, 2003

Farve-Fetched 

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.

Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched

Farve-Fetched by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009

Felched 

V. To fuck someone or partner in the ass or vagina and then suck it out of the asshole or vagina. (preferibly done with a straw)

Fred felched the King of Burger King with a BK PIPE straw, thats y the King of Buger King's face looks like that

Felched by Pedro69201 June 23, 2009