The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
by metasymantic February 6, 2009
by Jake172626 March 3, 2019
Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.
by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009
The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.
"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."
by yes juanito yes October 16, 2014
A slip, mistake, or unintentional move, followed through with confidence and panache as if it were intended all along. Cats are masters of this: a cat might leap and miss, then calmly look at you as if to say "Yeah, I meant to do that."
"What's the band doing? That's weird... and interesting!"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"
by Grinning Cat December 14, 2007
1) Jokes or pranks that seem to cause problems.
2) Girl with Cat ears, often in a sense of sex fetish
2) Girl with Cat ears, often in a sense of sex fetish
by Warboss-Chris November 16, 2009
the female version of a sausage fest.
when the number of females largely outnumbers the number of males
when the number of females largely outnumbers the number of males
by Bri K. June 25, 2010