When a gay man "CJ" spunks up another mans ass "HOBO OF STREET" and then sucks it back out through a straw and swallows it.
CJ-i'll give u a felcher for £1.99
HOBO-i can't afford that
CJ-No i'll pay u i'm desperate
by give me more March 11, 2004
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Felcher- Term used to describe the act of cumming in a anal cavity and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.
John Perry is a Felcher!
by Trefry June 11, 2018
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(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.
(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?
by Matt May 2, 2003
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In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.
"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."
by 1873X December 16, 2003
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A gay man blows a load into another man's ass and then sucks the nut out of his ass, then spitting it into the other man's mouth, who then swallows it becoming a "felcher".
No man let's not go into that bar. It looks like it might be full of felchers.
by Badwelda July 11, 2008
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after cumming in a womans ass. Felching is the act of sucking the cum out of her ass with a straw.
after I blew my load in her ass, i felched it all up.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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Someone who places a half comatose small furry creature, like a mouse, in a plastic bad and then inserts it in their anus. As the mouse awakes it will start to move around; thereby pleasuring the felcher.
An Officer and a Gentleman could never be a felcher
by Mr Ray May 5, 2005
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