During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.
by Potatotron Ramone May 20, 2005
by Jade Cryingwolf September 15, 2007
a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth
by Billy Bob December 13, 2002
by MACandCHEESEEEE February 9, 2022
James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch
1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write
1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write
by Harry Mason March 3, 2007
Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!
by crevischecker December 23, 2011
These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.
"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)
by 2stylsh July 26, 2008