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(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
by Pymp November 01, 2003
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To orally extract semen from someone's rectum
I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch
by Death Monk May 07, 2003
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A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!
We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

by Tenacious-C June 02, 2007
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The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina
Leanne M likes to felch dogs
by Stephanie F***** August 03, 2004
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To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.
Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.
by Kevin Carson March 04, 2004
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to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.
by ryan November 25, 2002
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To suck out semen from an ass, or less commonly from a twat. Also known as the 'mud milkshake', and the 'sludge slider'
'Jeremy was so horny last night, he begged me to give him a sludge slider while going the reach-around'
by Kung Fool June 07, 2005
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