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Felch Merchant 

Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.
Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.
Felch Merchant by Cristiano April 27, 2006

Fetch me an urn 

Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.

Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.
1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”
Fetch me an urn by daltonjfk September 30, 2019

Feltch me silly 

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.
Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?
Feltch me silly by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

felchmeister 

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.
felchmeister by canemaker December 2, 2010

felchmeister 

someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard
rob hunter is felchmeister
felchmeister by jack and jon June 27, 2003

Felchmerchant 

A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw
Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant