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1.
someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard
rob hunter is felchmeister
by jack and jon June 27, 2003
 
2.
A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.
by canemaker December 01, 2010