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1.
A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw
Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant
by Maverick Corleone April 05, 2006
 
2.
Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.
Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.
by Cristiano April 12, 2006