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faceboke 

When surfing through random people's Facebook profiles and photos looking for hotties, you come across a hideous vile specimen which is exactly not what you're looking for.
"She is faceboke"

"Awww total faceboke"
faceboke by kerplawwwww July 21, 2009
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facebokliosis 

An unhealthy, retarded, gay obsession with facebook leading to couch potatoeism and fat basterdness. A person with this disease stays up most hours of the day on facebook doing absolutely nothing, but insists on calling it "work" or "business".
Josh: Ace wanna hang out?
Ace: nah man, i got business on facebook.
Josh: dude u have facebokliosis.
facebokliosis by Izamaru October 8, 2009
1. The flat and featured surfaces of one's face. 2. When a chicken cluks in another chicken's face. 3. Award-winning social media site for chickens, turkeys, wild game and the general poultry community. 4. Awkward hit to the face from an inanimate object 5. A popular bok choy dish inspired by master chefs from Thailand in tribute to the famous social media site. 5. The biographical name for the Bok family of faces. 5. Confrontation of the Bok family or one of its members. Social media site for employees of the Bank of Oklahoma. 6. When a South African shows through his facial expressions he is keen or willing to do something.
"Tim liked teasing Tracy on facebok and it was verging on violation of Bank of Oklahoma policy rules."

"Rooster John got lots of hen hook-ups through facebok."

"James Beard Award judges have commented Chef Sum Guy's facebok dish is exquisite blending different styles of Asian Pacific Rim cuisine using the finest baby bok choy grown by Asian master farmers."
facebok by Dr. Nordoslavic January 23, 2018
Hey John, search me up on Fecbok
fecbok by FluxLive March 12, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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