Fetal 

When you are so depressed, all you want to do is go back in time and crawl back into the womb assuming the fetal position, wishing you were never born.

Bruv that's bare fetal!

Fetal by Bubzy G January 27, 2017

Fetace 

Stemming from the word fetus, a fetace is a tiny angry poker player that fidgets when he gets "pocket aces"

1. "What you wanna do tonight?"
"Anything but play poker, Fetace squirms too much"

2. "Fetace is sipping his water again...I think he's gonna spit up"

Fetace by Alonzo Defonzo December 8, 2006

go foetal

the very act of adopting the foetal position when under extreme stress, very cold, or scared shitless.

In this position, the back is curved, the head is bowed, and the limbs are bent and drawn up to the torso.

Dianne saw the massive alpha gorilla descending upon her and decide to go foetal.

Once the gorilla saw that she'd gone foetal, he lost interest and decided to share his banana with someone else.

go foetal by Leopolis October 2, 2010

Fetaling 

The act of crying while lying in a fetal position

After every time Garrett speaks to Evangeline, he spends the next two hours fetaling.

Fetaling by Tinder Troll October 21, 2016

fetal squeeze 

The act of going into a fetal position to squeeze out that shit when you get a stomachache.

I went into a fetal squeeze after having that burrito

fetal squeeze by Gifted Child October 19, 2009

Fetal Personhood 

An extremist Force Birth idea that a fetus has the same personhood rights of human being, therfore canceling out the personhood rights of the pregnant Woman/girl to make here own individual Healthcare choice of whether or not to carry a pregnancy to full term even if the pregnancy was forced upon them without consent.

"Your Honor, Fetal Personhood doesn't cancel out my clients Personhood right to make her own health decisions" replied Heather who's legal clients was seeking to end her unplanned pregnancy

Fetal Personhood by Libertius November 11, 2022

aborted fetal colada 

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

aborted fetal colada by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019