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fauxlanthropist 

A word describing somebody who gives off the impression that their actions are motivated by philanthropy, when in fact this perceived philanthropy is just a by-product of their actions which are motivated by personal objectives. The illusion of philanthropy is often pivotal in achieving these goals, such as the benefit it provides when applying for a job. These acts of fake philanthropy are merely a utensil to fulfil their internal agenda. The classic example being the case of voluntourism, where young people from middle class backgrounds volunteer in poverty-stricken areas, just so that they can put it on their CV (resume) or have a holiday; as opposed to any innate desire to help other people/contribute to charity.
Fauxlanphropist "Please donate so that I can teach English for a week in Zambia"
Person A "Good on you. That's going to look good on the CV"
Fauxlanthropist "Oh yah I know, but it's all about the kids really... it's amazing how much difference I can make to their lives in one week!"
Person B to Person A "I don't buy that spiel, he's such a fauxlanthropist"
fauxlanthropist by hugp June 30, 2014
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The act of simultaneously farting and laughing and is often embarrassing.
Dude, while i was trying to ask out Kelly yesterday i accidentally Fartlaughed and she walked away.
Fartlaugh by Falcon896 December 30, 2009

Falaughalaugh 

A word you say when you want to tell someone how you feel, but become so nervous and say "falaughalaugh".

It's pronouned : Fa-Laugh-A-Laugh
Austin: "Ally, I've got something to tell you that I have been keeping inside since the moment I met you."
Ally : "really? What is it?"
Austin: *gets super nervous* "uhm..er.. Falaughalaugh?"
Ally: "okay?"
Falaughalaugh by hagyalhagyahs June 24, 2013

Fausnaught

a huge faggot usually named caleb
THAT NIGGA IS FOR SURE A FAUSNAUGHT

fauxlanthropy 

one who is "active in issues" but not actually doing anything about it. They are just being uselessly vocal.
Facebook chainletter posters thing they are helping, but it is really just fauxlanthropy.
fauxlanthropy by gidgetman November 16, 2011

Fanslaughter 

noun/verb: Death by fan (referred to as fan death), either by asphyxiation, hypothermia or suffocation; originates from the South Korean expat community in response to a native Korean superstition regarding fans being capable of killing people in their sleep if a window is not left open.
Since 2005 more than 30 cases of fanslaughter have been reported by Korean police.

This summer saw an increased rate of fanslaughter as more and more people slept with their fans on.

Insufficient ventilation has been credited for fanslaughter across Korea.

fanslaughter 

Death, by unnatural causes, of a spectator at a sports event.
Shannon Stone was a victim of fanslaughter.

A fight over a 50-yard line seat led to an incident of fanslaughter.
fanslaughter by BasicJay July 29, 2011