4 definitions by Falcon896

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The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.
Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting
by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

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The act of masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties tied to your head to blind yourself.
Dude, I felt so good jackermitting yesterday.
by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

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The act of simultaneously farting and laughing and is often embarrassing.
Dude, while i was trying to ask out Kelly yesterday i accidentally Fartlaughed and she walked away.
by Falcon896 December 30, 2009

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A Festival invented by several groups to worship and have sexual relations with cattle. People in attendance are often cult members
Dude, I had so much fun at that gasplagasplash last night when I fucked a steer
by Falcon896 December 30, 2009

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