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A fauxjito is an approximation of a mojito. It is usually made with a mix of white rum and mojito mix.

Bryan was at a Pirate Party last week, and all they had was a bunch of rum and mojito mix, so he was left no choice but to make himself a fauxjito.
by Phil Lockerby and Bryan Cox August 26, 2007

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