fauxjito 

A fauxjito is an approximation of a mojito. It is usually made with a mix of white rum and mojito mix.

Bryan was at a Pirate Party last week, and all they had was a bunch of rum and mojito mix, so he was left no choice but to make himself a fauxjito.

fauxjito by Phil Lockerby and Bryan Cox September 3, 2007

fauxjitsu 

the martial art of pretending to have martial arts training in an attempt to intimidate others; fake karate

"Barry, quit waving your arms around with your fauxjitsu. Nobody's impressed."

fauxjitsu by chadb December 6, 2006

fauxritos 

Mexican chips that come in a galon-sized plastic bag often used at large picnics, or birthday parties that resemble a dorito Mexican chip.

I love to go to gallery openings in San Francisco; I go for the cheap red wine and the fauxritos.

fauxritos by Diego Orjuela January 5, 2008