A day in memory of, and celebrating fathers.Often overlooked.
Person1:I didn't do anything for father's day.
Person2:Don't worry,nobody does.
The most confusing day in Harlem.
Leroy: Mommy, wheres daddy???
Mother: If I knew which one was your father, I swear I would tell you...
Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"
The most confusing day in Harlem
Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!
A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.
Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
:Excellent idea sir.
Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.
Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
A day that blacks don't celebrate.
Its confusing because no black know who their dad is, therefore, Father's day is confusing for niggers