Fatastasize 

(fu-tass-ta-size); the spreading or growing of fat cells in the body caused by the onset of too much food being eaten; the growing of fat cells in the body after eating too much; the process of food becoming fat cells in your body;

Now that I ate the whole pie, I need to lay down and let it fatastasize in me" or "I ate so much that all I can do now is lay here and fatastasize.

Fatastasize by Word Johnson June 29, 2011

fatasstasize 

Verb: Alike cancer that spreads from one area of the body to another (metastasize), this word is used to describe the action by which a particularly lazy individual teaches another person how to pawn off their work on somone else.

Did you see that John is orienting all the new nurses? He is going to fatasstasize them into having us do all their work for them.

fatasstasize by W. Bill September 26, 2010