girls with fatasses 

YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....THAT ASS IS THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL.

AJ: Damn i love girls with fatasses
Kassandra: Yeah i got one
AJ: I know

girls with fatasses by THATGUYAJ February 15, 2018

fatassery 

(adv.) when a severly fat person orders an assload of food but finishes the order off with "and a large DIET coke"

i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."

fatassery by junewho October 18, 2006

fatassish 

a word used to describe anything that promotes being lazy and out of shape whether that be with food or with action

Example 1:
Joe: Hey Carl, what did you have for lunch today?

Carl: Pork chops, Fried chicken, fried buiscuits and i had a deep fried tootsie roll for desert

Joe: Sounds like fatassish meal.

Example 2:
(at the gym)
Fitness Instructor: (Doing Crunches) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

Joe: Come on Carl we are almost done!

Carl: I cant do cruches. I'm too fatassish

fatassish by SelexaRuss April 6, 2009

fatassed 

When something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.

Wow! She really fatassed that beach chair! We had to throw it away!

fatassed by sporto April 8, 2006

FATASIES

1. the act of thinking of an obese person in a sexual manner..

2. dirty filthy sexual fantasies of a really fat person

Chelsea was lying in bed alone having fatasies of softy....

Billy saw the girl of his fatasies while passing Lane bryant

FATASIES by softzirra January 6, 2011

Fatassed 

verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)

to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.

Ryan: Wow I haven't done anything today.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.

Fatassed by Hannah412 February 6, 2009

Fatassery 

1) The act of eating like a fat ass.

2) Eating things only a pregnant woman would crave, while not pregnant.

3) The feeling you get after eating until you feel sick.

I'm going to go indulge my fatassery and eat some pickles and ice cream. Or maybe bacon and syrup.

Fatassery by usababe08 January 27, 2012