Unlike the commonly mistaken Lay a Fat Ripper to Drop a Fat Ripper is to fart very smelly and disgusting, can be loud or silent. When somebody drops a fat ripper, they usually walk by and let it out, then continue to walk away from the initial "drop zone" where they let it out, the fart's smell is then either dragged along with the person, or the smell stays at the "drop zone".
Person1: Im gonna drop a fat ripper beside person3!
Person2: Ok you go quick, make sure they dont know you did it!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!