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fat daddy belly 

The juggernaut of creeping midsection mass responsible for male waistline transformation from the taught, muscular 6-pack of adolescence into the pregnant, beer-gut of middle-age; fueled by complacency, physical stagnation and marriage imposed near-celibacy.
Yes, as the cultural signature of both simultaneous success and failure, the fat daddy belly signifies a high degree of financial and social achievement--while at the same time heralding irredeemable physical decline and defeat of sexual prowess...look in the mirror. You've arrived, it's over...
fat daddy belly by YAWA July 9, 2017
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Fat Porker Belly 

A belly that is rotund and swine-like in appearance, usually belonging to a pillow-biting polesmoker from Long Island.
Fat Porker Belly by NancyLeigh January 16, 2009

Belly Fat 

When you are so Obese your stomach is popping out of your shirt, some obese people like this can literally suffocate people in their Jelly roles.
Grandpa Jackson's Belly Fat is so huge it is popping out of his shirt!
Belly Fat by Obesemale April 15, 2019

Belly fat 

Hey bob I got some of that belly fat today
Belly fat by Pooplicke August 2, 2016

fat bella 

A fat Bella is a fat kid who has no friends and no one likes her because she smells like poo.
fat Bella is coming run !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fat bella by Fat Bella October 22, 2017

Captain Fatbelly 

The coolest captain there ever was. Ja'Crispy is his sidekick, along with Tony Gunk, and Ferret Man. More at Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn, and James Murray
Help! Help! somebody save the cannolis!
Nothing to fear, Captain Fatbelly is here! (to eat the cannolis)!
Captain Fatbelly by Queen Penguin February 11, 2018

Fatbelly 

Fatbelly is the state of a stomach, tummy, gut, or belly that has been fed too many mormon treats and is now protruding past the 'healthy' barrier. Many times it is owned by an overly pampered prophet of an LDS ward or multiple wards. This happens when the congregation (in attempt to suck up) will bring the prophet cakes along with their first born daughters.

Some of you may ask "What's the difference between a Fatbelly, and a Fat Belly?"
Well, I'll tell you. The Fat Belly is a temporary state of eating too much. Most of the time the Fat Belly is of a religion OTHER than LDS. Fatbelly is a permanent state of being for the belly. It is unfortunate that upon birth, this belly was attached to an LDS member destined for higher stature. So permanent is the state, that the words Fat and Belly have merged into a single word... Never to be separated again.
Mike K.: Hiya Pump!!! Oh wait, you're not 'Pump'!
Mike Fish: No, Mikey, my Fatbelly is much to large and permanent for me to be 'Pump'.
Mike K: Duh!
Mike Fish: You're Fired! And don't clog the toilet on your way out!
Fatbelly by No Slot July 3, 2008