dylan fassbender

a bitch that will crush a girls heart in 5 seconds after flirting with her for 2 months if you ever meet a dylan back away from him cuz hes a jerk but at the same time the best singer but failing grades & just cant treat a lady right & always makes a fool out of himself

i hate dylan fassbender so much

by acros May 13, 2015

Pull a Fassbender

To catch someone off guard or throw them a curveball

He proceeded to pull a Fassbender on me by approaching me from behind and saying in my ear “uhhhh”

by YuOfTheNight March 7, 2020

Michael Fassbender

A sexy Irish-German actor. Most famous for his performances in movies such as Hunger, Jane Eyre, 300 and X-Men: First Class as well as TV series such as Band of Brothers.

He has a notable bromance with X Men co-star James Mcavoy. Fans refer to them as 'Fassavoy' and in interviews between the two they seem to spend the whole time flirting with each other.

Due to his wide smile that shows both rows of his teeth he is often referred to as a shark.

Fangirl 1: Have you seen X-Men: First Class yet, Michael Fassbender is gorgeous in it!

Fangirl 2: I know he is such a handsome shark! And him and James Mcavoy are so obviously in love!

by SwarleyStinson July 11, 2011

Michael Fassbender

n. the epitome of male perfection.

Popular for his cameo appearances in Jaws (as the great white shark) and Finding Nemo (as Bruce).

Michael Fassbender is absolutely attractive. I love his shark grin!

by beingboredsucks January 12, 2012

michael fassbender

German-Irish actor who is 34 he acted in H3X, Band of Brothers, 300, HUnger, Fish Tank My opinion is he is Very Sexy, CUte, sweet, funny, fun, TALL, &Gorgeous and he can act!

also in X men:first class along w/James Mcavoy & othr actors currently dating Zoe Kravitz

Michael Fassbender'sgorgeous, green eyes sparkle along with his dashing face & smile.

by <3seasons&dogs June 22, 2011

Morgan L. Fassbender

A superhuman creature known for its versatility in simultaneously narrating, swearing, and acting like an android.

Morgan L. Fassbender is so talented, he works with both Tarantino and Scorcese at the same time.

by kirupa February 16, 2014