fart plus 

The type of fart where a little bit of non-gas comes out, necessitating a change of knickers. While the idea of getting something extra or "value-added" is generally an attractive proposition, in this case it emphatically is not, because the "plus" you get is shit.

There are many important reasons not to wear white pants but this is pretty high up there.

I was at Cost Plus getting some Glass Plus when I made a fart plus, which really sucked plus.

fart plus by cornlog October 23, 2009

fartpussy 

a gay man's asshole

Oooh, look at him. I bet he has a nice, tight fartpussy.

fartpussy by UUUUUU April 4, 2009

fartplug 

uhhh a plug for your butthole when you wanna fart so you dont make other ppl sit in your stink.

hey i gotta fart.

oh here. i have a fartplug to plug your fart:D:D

fartplug by Emilypizza February 7, 2008

Fartplug 

Verb. Employing extreme effort to keep a fart from being released in inopportune situations such as first dates.

My date with that hottie I went on the other night was awful. I was fartplugging for 30 minutes when I was driving her home. When she finally got out of the car, my ass exploded.

Fartplug by Onthefence December 9, 2008