Definitions by Onthefence
Fartplug
Verb. Employing extreme effort to keep a fart from being released in inopportune situations such as first dates.
My date with that hottie I went on the other night was awful. I was fartplugging for 30 minutes when I was driving her home. When she finally got out of the car, my ass exploded.
Fartplug by Onthefence December 9, 2008
Dickspam
The absurd emails one receives every few minutes regarding penis enlargement products, which is nearly impossible to filter and block.
Your newborn baby pictures didn't show up in my inbox, because it is filled with nothing but dickspam right now.
Dickspam by Onthefence December 9, 2008
Cuminology
After a year of studying and practicing cuminology, I was able to bang my girlfriend for 6 straight hours without busting a nut.
Cuminology by Onthefence December 9, 2008
Ballericious
Ballericious by Onthefence December 9, 2008
Armchair Pornstar
I was having tea the other night with Chester while we were watching the flick My Mom blows like the wind. When the mother started blowing the daughter's boyfriend, Chester said "that dude is a bitch, he can't even get a hardon". He is such an armchair pornstar.
Armchair Pornstar by Onthefence December 9, 2008
Creeking
Hey Serge, you want to head out to the casino and roll some dice tonight? I wish I could, but I'm creeking like a mothafucka! Maybe on payday though.
Creeking by Onthefence December 9, 2008