Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.

"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"

Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

Fartle 

Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.

Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you

Fartle by Dragon Pussy November 9, 2018

Fartled

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

Fartled by Rorplup February 3, 2017

fartle 

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

fartle by Lauren McCormack February 8, 2006

fatleens

Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.

"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our local buffet" replied Tom.

fatleens by Anal Destroyer June 29, 2010

Fartled

Being startled so suddenly that one farts.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

Fartled by lavibot February 18, 2014

farpleet 

A fart that starts off loud, but then transitions into a silent but deadly.

I was in a meeting and accidentally farted, it was loud at first but it was just a farpleet.

farpleet by MrProblemOfficers June 6, 2014