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1.
A gentle fart intended to charm. Some include extended pinkies.
Oh dear...I just farteed. Please pass the Grey Poupon.
by pffft-tweep March 14, 2011
 
2.
Passed tense of flatulance
Eye Farteed, and I thought of you.
by JuggLicker January 17, 2010