Farts are unpredictable...my best fart was when i was a youngen..i was walking up a set of stairs at uni... being the first day and all i didn't wish to be late and a few paces behind me was another fella...the night before i was out on the turps big time and had, had a curry on the way home...just for good messure...every step i took up the stairs (3 floors in total) a small but foul smelling fart errupted..i quickened my pace to leave it behind (it stunk that bad)...but alas so to did the bloke behind me only to be greeted time and again by another one...i reached the door on my floor and ploughed on through.. absolutely pissing myself with laughter...took my seat at the front of the lecture room...out walked the professor and glared straight at me ...yep the same guy behind me on the stairs...i stood up shrugged my shoulders and fucked off back to pub...my best fart ever!
common responces when your best mates just farted

"speak up caller your almost through"
"don't worry sir ..we'll find you"
"now you've ripped them you'll have to buy them"
#break wind #dropping ones guts #who shit themselves #let one go #step on a duck #sbd
by sandy clacka November 23, 2009
the battle cry of your shit
fart like Bart
#gas #pass #sphincter #smelly #shit
by rektala February 19, 2009

Acronym for Fast Action Response Team
"Trouble? Where? No fear! The FART is here!"
#syn: swat #heroes #minutemen #soldiers #a-team
by Roy Fenton October 11, 2006
a smell that is only pleasent 2 u...4 thoose around u it smells like roten eggs or somtin!!!!!!
holy crap! that fart stinks >:Þ
by t-p 4 my bunghole January 17, 2004
Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.
The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.
by Maxwell September 25, 2003
1. expulsion of gas
2. exclamation from 3rd grade. by 4th grade you've grauated to "crap" then on to "shit"
1. i farted. it was a hot one.
2. oh fart! i'm about to fall.
by tomskerrit April 23, 2003
a trapped turd crying for help
man 1:freeeeeep! o shit dude i just shart-farted.
man 2:jesus help that turd he is trapped!
#butt #fart #ass #shit #booty sweat #booty
by cdawg111 June 02, 2010
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