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Fargleschnott 

The mating ritual of the Whos of Whoville. Said to be the sickest, most depraved and hedonistic marathon of debauchery in the history of everything.
Those damned whos had their fargleschnott on my lawn last night. I now am looking for a new house.
Fargleschnott by NecroVMX June 19, 2011
accessory.

The word is generally accepted to mean a combination of "function" and "sparkle", hence, farkle.

Motorcycle enthusiasts may install accessories, called farkles (also spelled farkel), to customize their machine.
One source attributes the term to Pete Wells, the organizer of a 1997 Honda ST1100 rally
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The term is well known in the sport touring community.

An enthusiast may be in the process of "farkling". The completed motorcycle would be all "farkled up". Radar detectors, Global Positioning System receivers, heated grips, and satellite radios are some of those farkles. Other accessories could be aftermarket seats, side and/or top cases or bar risers, which make the motorcycle more suitable for long miles.

F.A.R.K.L.E. -- Fancy Accessory Really Kool Likely Expensive
farkle by Roy Harp July 20, 2006

farklempt 

Yiddish meaning choked up or not feeling good was often used in Saturday night life by Mike Myers is "Coffee talk"
"Oy, i'm getting a little farklempt, talk amongst yourselfs, i'll give you a topic, Rhode Island neither a road of an island Disscus!"
farklempt by Alex February 13, 2003
An alternative curse word that is used in place of an utterance of a more foul, four letter word that also begins with an f.
"Oh, Fackles! I forgot to lock up the house!"

"It's okay, it's 12/21/12. We'll be dead shortly anyway.
fackles by eggowaffles December 30, 2012

Fargleschnott 

1: The proper(and official) name mating ritual of the Whos in Whoville. It may be similar to Pon farr, occurring every seven years. Soon enough, as rule 34 states, this act is,or will be drawn.

2: (Incorrect) Acts of farting,or defecating.

Etymology: Coming from the NecroVMX(A popular Youtube user) playthrough of Castlevania: Circle of the Moon. It is sounding of Yiddish phonology.

Correct usage: Is always used properly as a proper noun
Definition 1:
Who A: Come come,join the Fargleschnott!

Dr. Seuss: A Fargleschnott it is.

Definition 2:

I just fargleschnotted from laughing so hard.
Fargleschnott by Forsavide June 14, 2011

penis farkle 

Poo particles left on one mans penis after being farted on making the mans penis sparkle.
Prostitute: Would you like a blumpkin or penis farkle?
penis farkle by filipino29 June 15, 2010
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