Fark: the Australian national bird call.
It was the plaintive cry of the crow adopted by the original inhabitants of Australia as their clarion call.
It was borne on the wind, through the trees, down the beach and across the water at the landing of the First Fleet. It was there at Gallipoli, Flanders, Kokoda and Khe Sahn. It rode with Breaker Morant and froze with Douglas Mawson; it flew with Kingsford Smith and Andy Thomas to the end of the earth and beyond; it ran in beside Keith Miller at Lords and texted Shane Warne in Durban; it raced up into the stands with Pat Cash and soared above the pack with Gary Ablett; it shat on Don Bradman's cap.
It’s been there in disappointment, shock, elation, amazement, pain and anger.
It’s breathed character into the language of every sporting field, workplace, farm, back-yard shed, school, public house and parliament.
It’s brought life to literature, books and magazines, the common touch to theatre and moving pictures; was immortalized on the flickering blue screen by Graham Kennedy.
It was the plaintive cry of the crow adopted by the original inhabitants of Australia as their clarion call.
It was borne on the wind, through the trees, down the beach and across the water at the landing of the First Fleet. It was there at Gallipoli, Flanders, Kokoda and Khe Sahn. It rode with Breaker Morant and froze with Douglas Mawson; it flew with Kingsford Smith and Andy Thomas to the end of the earth and beyond; it ran in beside Keith Miller at Lords and texted Shane Warne in Durban; it raced up into the stands with Pat Cash and soared above the pack with Gary Ablett; it shat on Don Bradman's cap.
It’s been there in disappointment, shock, elation, amazement, pain and anger.
It’s breathed character into the language of every sporting field, workplace, farm, back-yard shed, school, public house and parliament.
It’s brought life to literature, books and magazines, the common touch to theatre and moving pictures; was immortalized on the flickering blue screen by Graham Kennedy.
by Frank Blunt May 28, 2006
A great place to comment on things you know nothing about and provide insensitive advice for pathetic hapless losers with women problems.
My farkin'GF left me what should I do?
Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
by Frank June 23, 2003
by ianschiocchet@gmail.com April 21, 2021
Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.
To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
"Do you like my boobs?"
"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."
"Fark you."
"Show me your insulin pump."
"Oh, Daddy."
"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."
"Fark you."
"Show me your insulin pump."
"Oh, Daddy."
by Jay Leno's Latest Victim February 5, 2010
1) Is everything and nothing at the same time.
2) Can be added or exchanged for all words
i.e. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, or a fark....
2) Can be added or exchanged for all words
i.e. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, or a fark....
what the fark.
Farkin A.
Farktacular
Farktastic
I am going to eat a big plate of fark.
or shows names as well
The Farkily Guy
or songs
Twinkle Twinkle lil Fark.
Farkin A.
Farktacular
Farktastic
I am going to eat a big plate of fark.
or shows names as well
The Farkily Guy
or songs
Twinkle Twinkle lil Fark.
by Draco1668 September 25, 2007
1: an online site that has members photoshop pictures mpostly by putting ackbar on it
very hilarious
2: sending massive amounts of farkers to a site so it has to shut down
very hilarious
2: sending massive amounts of farkers to a site so it has to shut down
by FlamingGuts August 3, 2003
1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.
2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.
Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.
2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.
Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.
Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?
Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.
Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.
by wallofshame January 27, 2011