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1. farf
Another term for hair that grows around the anus.
I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.
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2. Farf
The act of farting and barfing at the same time. Often done after a night of drinking and eating bad enchiladas.
We stopped by Whiskey Pete's on the way back to California from Las Vegas. The buffet was so bad, I had to pull over on the side of the road and farf like a mofo.
3. FARF
A short way of writing "Funny as Rare Fungus"
Karl: I threw up today!
Matt: Haha, that's FARF!
4. farf
To inadvertantly fart whilst laughing.
oh jesus, I just farfed.
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