Top Definition
Another term for hair that grows around the anus.
I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.
by Marc April 25, 2005
The act of farting and barfing at the same time. Often done after a night of drinking and eating bad enchiladas.
We stopped by Whiskey Pete's on the way back to California from Las Vegas. The buffet was so bad, I had to pull over on the side of the road and farf like a mofo.
by Paul Bizzle February 15, 2007
older men tha hit on younger women similar to cougars that hit on young men
girl: "i went to the club last night and was surrounded by a bunch of Farves"
by vadiath October 25, 2010
Letting a fart that smells so bad, it makes you barf.
The morning after the chili and hard boiled egg and beer festival, my gas was so foul, it made me farf.

Don't come in here! I just farfed and don't want you to be a victim of 2nd hand farfing!
by Tank2112 October 19, 2015
A short way of writing "Funny as Rare Fungus"
Karl: I threw up today!
Matt: Haha, that's FARF!
by kdawgnmann September 02, 2009
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