far hot 

A girl who appears attractive from a distance but isn't at all when you see her close up.

Cute girl coming down the hall..." (Girl walks by) "nevermind, she's just far hot.

far hot by Duckets82 November 18, 2010

hot from far but far from hot 

when you see a girl far off and she's hot but when you walk by she an ugly bitch!

(you see a girl far off) I boned her last night)
you: I boned her last night
(she comes closer)
your friend laughs

hot from far but far from hot by Professer Drex November 19, 2004

HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.

Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us

Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

HFFA (Hot From Far Away) by poopface66666667 November 7, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016