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fapsplosion 

When one faps so much their human form ceases to exist in the wake of a concussive force of jizzjuice and meatsauce everywhere like jerking off a bottle of nitroglycerin
Person #1: "hey brah i was on Ninja Girl Rachels site and i had to pull myself away before I fapsploded all over the fuckin place like an IED"

Person #2: "damn man you've got willpower. i lost two brothers and my dog to that site. all died of fapsplosion"
fapsplosion by section9 November 30, 2010
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Fatsplosion 

An explosion of fat rolls rippling through mid air due to some type of heavy impact or sudden lack of support.
"Dude! When those sumo-wrestlers collided, it was a total fatsplosion!"

"I swear. If she eats one more morsel of food, her belt is going to snap and there will be a fatsplosion of massive proportions."
Fatsplosion by Caileth June 20, 2010

Faceplosion 

When shit kicks off on Facebook. Usually due to insults or disagreements, or when soemone drops a Status Grenade.

To Cause a Faceplosion
The was an almighty Faceplosion when Eric commented on June's status
E: 'well you weren't complaining last night...'

J: You bastard, I hated every second of it
E: Flabby tits
J: Tiny Cock
and so on for 40 comments.
Faceplosion by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009

funsplosion

Alternative to "creampie", Funsplosion or "leaving a Funsplosion" in a woman refers to ejaculating inside of a vagina without a condom.
"Aw man, Kim didn't have any condoms, so I left a funsplosion up in that bitch"
funsplosion by ethyuy September 5, 2007

failsplosion 

A sudden, rapid expansion of fail, often occuring near large groups of people.
Me: Dude, I just twisted my ankle outside. They need to salt that entry way.

Peaches: Sucks for you.

Me: But 37 other people also fell on the ice in 5 minutes.

Peaches: Holy crap!

Me: Yeah, it was like a failsplosion out there.

fursplosion 

When a a group of furries moves in opposite directions.
when one furry pulls out a knife in a group, and they run away from the crazy bastard, thus, a fursplosion
fursplosion by Blaze the fox August 14, 2011

fartsplosion 

to expel gas from your anus so violently and loud it explodes
The fartsplosion caused crap to cover the streets.
fartsplosion by sarahcoolkid February 12, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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