What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.

Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!

What's fappaning by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Fappaning 

Fappaning is an occasion for masturbation to occur.

The porn movies lead to a great fappaning in the basement.

Fappaning by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

fappathon 

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible

Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++

fappathon by Curt V September 3, 2005

fapparatus 

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.

"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"

fapparatus by p2ych0 February 21, 2008

FAPPAGE 

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

FAPPAGE by IndigoRed September 3, 2007

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

Fappacino by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

fappachino 

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

fappachino by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008