Stalker-fake 

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.

Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."

Stalker-fake by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009

facestalker 

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.

"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"

facestalker by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008

Facestalker 

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.

'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'

Facestalker by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009

facestalker 

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.

"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"

facestalker by facenessnessness February 4, 2010